Hot Model Reviews

Pattycake Online isn’t the typical non-nude model you’ll find on the net, and I think that is what makes her so alluring. Right away you notice the innocence in her face, and her full body with thick thighs and ass. Now, obviously if you’re into very petite girls, it’s best to just turn away now because Pattycake is not that, but I wouldn’t even think of classifying her as ‘BBW’ either. She has a thin face, thin upper body (with a large chest) and thick lower half.

Even if you’re not a fan of girls with thick thighs and ass, Pattycake finds a way to make that incredibly sexy regardless what type of girl you’re into. I’d love to see a guy who is only into skinny girls pass up Patty when she bends over in a sexy thong. I don’t think it would be possible! That’s not a challenge btw, just a figure of speech.

Now that i’m done talking about Pattycake Online as a person, although I may go into it more, i’ll talk about the actual site. I’ve been a fan of Patty for awhile because I personally love that type of body, so it was no problem for me to pull out of the credit card and sign up. I’ve actually been a member for a few months, so while I like to do unbiased reviews, this one may be a tad biased, so bear with me. I wasn’t at all let down when I got a look inside the members area either. Right away you’ll find the page that shows you the latest updates, and you can see it’s updated on a fairly regular basis (every 2-3 days which is cool). You also get easy navigation to all the areas of the site, which is a must.

The photo page is a little long. She takes a large thumbnail of one of the photos and that is how you know what photo set it is. The problem is, they’re all stacked on top of each other so the page is very long since she has quite a few sets. She’s been doing this since 2001, and the page is only broken up by the year. Not that i’m complaining because it’s a good complaint when there are too MANY sets, I just think it could have been arranged a little better. Another mild complaint is that each set is usually on one page since she posts relatively small sets compared to other girls (which isn’t a bad thing, she just posts the quality ones), but often times you miss the ‘Next’ link if it extends to a page 2. These minor navigation issues will keep her at a 4 for that.

She has regular webcam shows, which I haven’t had a chance to witness live, but she does seem to save a ton of photos from each show and post them on the site, which is a cool feature. The only downfall of the live cam is that photos are usually small, and sometimes she lays on her bed far away from the cam so it’s hard to see anything. I’ll have to view a live show to get a full review on that however.

Now, the videos are what make the site. Some of her videos are the hottest you can get without actually getting nude. She’ll simulation masturbation, or having sex, giving blowjobs with candy, or strip down and sometimes you can see slips of the top and bottom during some of them. You can also download clips of each movie if you have a slow connection, or the entire movie which is a great feature. All of these come free with the membership, including a forum and e-mail where you can speak directly to Patty. It’s extremely interactive which is almost expected for model sites.

So, again, while I may be a little bias because I am a fan, if you’re into Pattycake Online from the samples here, you won’t be disappointed at all with her members area. It is definitely recommended if and only if you’re a Patty fan. I’m also happy my long review allowed me to post another sample of my favorite Pattycake ‘ass’et.